They go to Baptist purgatory
-William (Wed Dec 18 12:00:28 2002)
Re:I love it, I love it...
I had a dream last night...
and BTWJon: I believe some good Baptists will go to hell.
David: So, Jon, what about the "bad Baptists?" You know, the CBFers, the Mainstreamers, the BGCTers, and folks like me, Ed, Bruce & Storm? Are we going to hell too?
William: They go to Baptist purgatory [and] ...lick boots for a while, sign the BFM2K every day for a month, read Pressler's book from cover-to-cover, eat a few pickles...then go to heaven.
David: I love it, William. This is the first and best explanation of Baptist purgatory I've ever heard. You'll have to pray hard for me. I might be able to force myself to sign the creed, read Pressler's book, and eat a few pickles... But that bootlicking will he hell. Heck, I'd probably refuse that and head out of Baptist purgatory in the other direction... ;-)
Anyway, you get a Golden Spur for this post. --A Golden Spur for best theology on Baptist purgatory...
…Now, what can I do to avoid becoming a bootlicker in Baptist purgatory? Gosh! Somebody help me out here!!!
